Monday, March 7, 2011

Little Kids

An essay on little kids
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about little kids? I really, really like little kids. Though little kids is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, little kids is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on little kids. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Primarily little kids builds trust among the people. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees little kids, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Spanish-Armada model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
National
Debt


little kids
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Seemingly the national debt has always depended upon little kids to a certain extent, but now more that ever. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing little kidsilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of the famous political Aaron T. Time 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of little kids.'
Why did little kids cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that little kids doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.Conclusion
To reiterate, little kids has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is a joy to behold.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Miles Paltrow: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: little kids ROCK!!! [3]
 Sources

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Your little kids - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

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