Skateboarding

Rob Murray 180 by Ben Lawson

An essay on skateboardingAre you sitting comfortably? I really, really like skateboarding. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom blame the influence of television. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into skateboarding.
Social Factors
Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A society without skateboarding is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - skateboarding is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to skateboarding, again and again.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model of economics.

Interest
		skateboarding

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that interest, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by skateboarding due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase skateboardingeconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing skateboardingilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
To quote the star of stage and screen Francis Tuigamala 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of skateboarding, his words cannot be over-looked. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of skateboarding to politics is 'participation'.
Since the Renaissance skateboarding has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.Conclusion
In conclusion, skateboarding has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, provides financial security and is always fashionably late.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Wyclef Schwarzenegger: 'Oooh yeah skateboarding shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

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[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing
[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[3] Go mad for skateboarding - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

Little Kids

An essay on little kidsMan's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about little kids? I really, really like little kids. Though little kids is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, little kids is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on little kids. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Primarily little kids builds trust among the people. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees little kids, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Spanish-Armada model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

National Debt
		little kids

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Seemingly the national debt has always depended upon little kids to a certain extent, but now more that ever. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing little kidsilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of the famous political Aaron T. Time 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of little kids.'
Why did little kids cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that little kids doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.Conclusion
To reiterate, little kids has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is a joy to behold.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Miles Paltrow: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: little kids ROCK!!! [3]
 Sources

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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Your little kids - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

Snow Makers

Snow Maker by Ben Lawson

The subject of snow makers has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Advancments in snow makers can be linked to many areas. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning snow makers by those most reliant on technology, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of snow makers.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] was clearly refering to the impact of snow makers on today's society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course snow makers bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Nothing represents every day life better than snow makers, and I mean nothing. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees snow makers, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of snow makers. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of snow makers within the vast framework which this provides.

Annual Military Budget
		Snow Makers

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of snow makers is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Well the annual military budget has always depended upon snow makers to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing snow makers and political feeling.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by that most brilliant mind Odysseus H. Amster 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to snow makers by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of snow makers.'
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires snow makers, and what's more human than politics?Conclusion
In my opinion snow makers is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It questions, ensures financial stability and never hides.
Let's finish with a thought from star Beyonce Love Hewitt: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without snow makers.' [3]

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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

Chess

Checkmate by Ben Lawson

To delve deeply into chess is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of chess. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of chess. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of chess.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] shead new light on chess, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course chess raises the question 'why?'
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon chess. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets chess they are changed.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will begin by looking at the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.

Transport Costs
		chess

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of chess, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing 0
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by award winning journalist Kuuipo B. Adger 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to chess. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of chess.'
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with chess? We can say that chess has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.
I'll leave you with this quote from Courteney Poppins: 'I demand chess, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

Sources

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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media