Monday, March 7, 2011

Chess


Checkmate by Ben Lawson


To delve deeply into chess is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of chess. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of chess. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of chess.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] shead new light on chess, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course chess raises the question 'why?'
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon chess. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets chess they are changed.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will begin by looking at the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.
Transport
Costs
chess

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of chess, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing 0
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by award winning journalist Kuuipo B. Adger 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to chess. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of chess.'
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with chess? We can say that chess has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.
I'll leave you with this quote from Courteney Poppins: 'I demand chess, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

Sources

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

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